Like, just because you update your status all of the time and upload tons of pictures doesn't make you fucking cool. And like don't update your status about how horrible your life is, because it's obviously extra fucking horrible if you have to put it on your facebook.

furthermore, if you were in a relationship for like ten years and then you break up and your status says "I miss you baby like the dark side of the moon misses the birds that fly south to the winter in harmony" like don't. Because 1 its retarded and like you think we dont know who you are talking about, well we do. And if your status is about someone, dont be a pussy! TAG THEM! THat is what its there for!! If you are super pissed at someone for fucking your boyfriend, then write FUCK YOU, BYE @LauraWahler.

Has anyone ever thought about how awkward it would be if you were attracted to your gynocologist? Like imgaine I walk in for s check up and there is some fine lady sitting there like put your legs up and then she just inserts herself into your business. Like, weird.

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