The Gospel According To Gale

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

you let me be me. you are nothing like me. you love how weird and different I am. I could wear aluminum foil to a club and you would laugh your perfect laugh and love me for it. you don't judge me. we may not see eye to eye on things, or agree on everything. but we have a certain common ground and understanding of things, I believe. I know things are going to be okay and get back to normal. Back to perfect. We just had three eprfect days together,. Thy made me so happy. I love your hair, I love your smile, I love your nose, I love your face, I love watching you sleep and holding you. I love it when you do the tiniest little gestures like rubbing my leg if we are at a restraunt or bar or rubbing my back when we sit on my couch. I love that you are calm and able to not let things bother you. I have no idea how you do it. I love that we hate annoying dumb bitches together. I lo=ve when you let me paint your face at gaga. I love when you stand there and I dance like a black freak on you. I love that we have kitties as children. I love the way you say my name. I love when you tell me you love me. In text, on the phone or in person. I love loggin on to twitter and knowing you are talking to me. I lov when you bite my ear or just whisper into it breath into it or anytinh.g Look I spelled bite wrong. Like I used to. ohio avenue where are ouy. finer nail makrs and foot prints. I have your key forever to lookat. glitter and rhinestones. toyou are perfect. we need to get back to perfec.t

I love your septum ring. it makes you different that everyone. I love when you are smiling and happy. even though we fight and I watch you smile and laugh with my friends or other people I want you to always have that. I dont want you to be sad you do not desrve itl You always deserve to be happy I love you

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Like, I fucking hate alcohol so much. Do you really think it is so cool that you drink and have pictures of yourself drinking and can tell stories of how wasted you were? That's not cool. You know what is cool? Abigail Adams. Sojourner Truth. The Pythagorean Therom. Art. Pick up a fucking book.

Drink a cup of apple juice. Like, just because you drink Four Loko, doesn't mean you're as LOKO as you think. OMYYGAWDDDD LOKO4DAYZ I AM SOOO COOOL AND NOW I AM FAT BECAUSE I DRINK ALL THE TIME.


oh... and those people who drink and drive.

"I do it all the time."

You know who else said that?

Every other person who drove and drank until they killed themselves.

You all think you are invinscible to the law but you aren't. And no one ever, EVER listens to anyone.

Sunday, October 10, 2010

la

our generation is so fucked up. we live in a world where you are married, have a baby, and are divorced by age 25. nothing is sacred. nothing is special. nothing is real. kids are giving hand jobs before they know how to do calculus.

no guys open doors for girls. they hardly ever even go to the door to pick them up. just honk the horn. respect, courtesy, and manners have just completely gone out the window

I also just want to announce that just because you drink four loko, doesn't mean you are as fucking rad as you think they are. I was drinking four loko in my bottle straight out the womb, it's old news.

It is easier to adopt a baby these days, than deactivate your facebook account. I just tried to and I had to go through like 4 security phases of typing in weird phrases like ennunciated pugs and hauled sections.